Let’s start with George Lucas. Really. For fuck’s sake, man. GIVE IT UP. A talented script writer you are not. Nor, really, are you good at picking actors. Directing? No, really, leave that to the professionals. PLEASE. Special effects? Yeah, you got that DOWN. The rest of it, though, is bloody fucking awful. Just sayin’.
Hayden Christensen? Give up “acting” now. Please. Spare us all. Same goes for you miss Portman. I realize you both has some crap-ass directing to try to work around, but it’s too much. Way way way too much. Enough already.
And then we have the asshats who sat next to us at the theater. No, the movie wasn’t bad enough on its own. You had to add FISH AND FUCKING CHIPS to the mix. OMGWTFBBQ! People, please. Think before you act. Packed movie theater + warm evening + bad movie? That equation Does. Not. Need the addition of super duper stinky fish and chips. Nor does the sound track need your smacking of the fish grease off your lips. That? was fucking nasty. Smacktards.
Now that you’ve had your daily fill of angst-filled ranting, you can all safely return to whatever it was you were happily doing before reading this.
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